Below are a list of quotes from 1990s movies. No movie title is repeated, though sequels are eligible. For extra credit, name the character and actor/actress. Please click on the link at the bottom of the page to see the answers. Also, please feel free to send me additional quotes to add to the list. - PJR

  1. "I have GOT to get me one of these."
  2. "I see a dude coming at me trying to kill me. I say 'get killed, catch the ball' ... boo-yah! Touchdown!"
  3. "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives."
  4. "I ain't playin', K. Did you ever flashy thing me?"
  5. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
  6. "We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down."
  7. "Say what again!"
  8. "I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody."
  9. "Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal. Go ahead, ask them!"
  10. "I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this."
  11. "Oh please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!"
  12. "Actually, I'm a biochemical superfreak, but I still need a gun."
  13. "Three bullets, one assassin. But two unpredictable things happened that day that made it virtually impossible."
  14. "Yeah, that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name."
  15. "Tommy like wingie."
  16. "What's in the booooox?"
  17. "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
  18. "You're so money and you don't even know it!"
  19. "The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anybody want to say no?"
  20. "I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act."
  21. "It's the car, right? Chicks love the car."
  22. "Is that what I'm supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag."
  23. "Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going in this crazy world."
  24. "I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."
  25. "What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days. No one bothers to take the time to give a really sinister interrogation."
  26. "But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
  27. "Anybody that doesn't want to get killed best clear on out the back."
  28. "You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the force. You believe it's this boy?"
  29. "I'm funny how. I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
  30. "Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?"
  31. "Get in my belly."
  32. "Send you here for life. That's exactly what they take. The part that counts anyways."
  33. "Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere."
  34. "You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself!"
  35. "I made my family disappear."
  36. "You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you."
  37. "Jack, nothing tricky now, you know that I'm on top of you. Do not attempt to grow a brain."
  38. "My biological clock is tickin' like this and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married."
  39. "What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area"
  40. "In the name of the father, the son and the holy spigot."
  41. "Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997. Almost the entire population of the world. About one percent of us survived."
  42. "See, Billy Idol gets it. Why doesn't she?"
  43. "Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
  44. "We follow orders, son. We follow orders or people die. It's that simple. Are we clear?"
  45. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
  46. "Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today?"
  47. "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
  48. "Dionne and I are both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."
  49. "Hi, remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough."
  50. "Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery. Now if no one loses their head, no one will lose their head."
  51. "Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball."
  52. "You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy."
  53. "I gotta go, Julia. We got cows."
  54. "I'm gonna love runnin' this place."
  55. "Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"
  56. "I hit it because that shot was a defining moment and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment or the moment defines you."
  57. "Mrs. Dillon, your son is a cold-blooded sadistic animal. You must be very proud of him."
  58. "I loved you in Wall Street!!"
  59. "Roses are red and violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
  60. And a few more thanks to some visitors to The 1990s Website ...

  61. "You dropped the ball, probie." > from E
  62. "I feel like Bill Buckner walking into Shea." > from KCH
  63. "Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?" > from LNP
  64. "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" > from LNP
  65. "Get off my plane!" > from LNP
  66. "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?" > from Alex Lee
  67. "Fifty million dollars?! Who the hell do you think you got? Chelsea Clinton?!" > from Alex Lee
  68. "Kill whitie!" > from Alex Lee
  69. "I chose not to choose life. I chose something else." > from Brad Mercer
  70. "Meeting in the middle of the desert always made me nervous." > from Brad Mercer
  71. "1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!" > from Brad Mercer
  72. "The street is watchin'. She is watchin' all the time." > from Brad Mercer
  73. "If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla." > from Matt Slick
  74. "Stop looking at me, swan!" > from Lindsay
  75. "I blew up the building." - "Why?" - "Because you made a phone call." > from Brad Meucci

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